I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense
THAT FUCKING COMMENT
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who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero?
Deadpool
Who’s his favourite?
Green Lantern
Oh my god
im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
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1-800-get-off-my-text-post
omg go actually call it
hoLY FUCKING SHIT THIS WAS A JOKE BUT IT’S SERIOUSLY A NUMBER FOR A PORN CHAT THING????
I called it. “Hey there sexy guy.”
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