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twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thats rEALLY...
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geminispy: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
wafflability: adambutton: santaruby: who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero? Deadpool Who’s his favourite? Green Lantern Oh my god
popeyourpussy: another-funnyblog: popeyourpussy: 1-800-get-off-my-text-post omg go actually call it hoLY FUCKING SHIT THIS WAS A JOKE BUT IT’S SERIOUSLY A NUMBER FOR A PORN CHAT THING???? I called it. “Hey there sexy guy.”