May 2013
129 posts
Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thats rEALLY...
describe a movie really badly in my ask and i'll...
dovne:
2 tags
geminispy:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
wafflability:
adambutton:
santaruby:
who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero?
Deadpool
Who’s his favourite?
Green Lantern
Oh my god
popeyourpussy:
another-funnyblog:
popeyourpussy:
1-800-get-off-my-text-post
omg go actually call it
hoLY FUCKING SHIT THIS WAS A JOKE BUT IT’S SERIOUSLY A NUMBER FOR A PORN CHAT THING????
I called it. “Hey there sexy guy.”
